Friday, August 31, 2007

Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) Gay?

I tend to believe Sen. Craig when he said he is not gay and never has been gay. I mean, come on... what self respecting gay man would live in Idaho, let alone be a Republican? I'm just an old hetero liberal woman, and I not only wouldn't live in Idaho, I don't even want to drive through it! The air must be thick in that state with the spirit killing, narrow minded conservative virus.



Perhaps Sen. Craig is just reluctant to admit that he suffers from the dreaded R
estless Leg Syndrome. That's why he couldn't keep his foot in his bathroom stall! He had a tiring day and was simply trying to relax as he took care of his bathroom needs. According to the commercials for medications to treat RLS, when one relaxes is when the symptoms of RLS are most evident. He simply felt the impulse to move his legs and that is how his feet uncontrollably began moving around and he inadvertently ended up touching feet with the undercover cop in the next stall.



On a serious note- if Sen. Craig is indeed gay, and now that the party and state he has served for so many years has turned on him, he can finally be himself and live a real life. Get the hell out of Idaho, be a proud gay man and live a meaningful life.

Peace-
American Woman

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